Dick on a Desk®

Dick on a Desk is here to tell all you workaholics to make time for the good times.

Tired of working all the time? Of being worried all the time? Tired of being tired?

Dick on a Desk is here to remind you to not just take that break, but to savor it, to celebrate it… to live that shit up.

Reclaim your humanity with Dick on a Desk.

“It’s not what we have, but what we enjoy.”
Epicurus

“I have so taken to idleness that I can’t tear myself away from it.”
Cicero

“Don’t be all about business.”
Marcus Aurelius

“Arrive late at the office and make up for it by leaving early.”
Charles Lamb

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
Mark Twain

“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
Jerome K. Jerome

“The road to happiness and prosperity lies in an organized diminution of work.”
Bertrand Russell

“Take it easy, but take it.”
Woodie Guthrie

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”
Edgar Bergen

“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.”
Clarence Darrow

“The brain starts working when you wake up and doesn’t stop until you get into the office.”
Robert Frost

“Hard work pays off after time. But laziness pays off now.”
Despair.com

“Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.”
Ellen DeGeneres

“Play belongs on your to-do list”
Adam Grant

“Don’t get too busy making a living.”
Dolly Parton

“Tired of working all the time? Don’t!”
Dick

“My dad works too much. I wish he was more like Dick.”

- your son

“I love having fun with Dick.”

- your wife

“Dick does absolutely nothing. He’s my hero.”

- your coworker

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“My dad works too much. I wish he was more like Dick.”

- your son

“I love having fun with Dick.”

- your wife

“Dick does absolutely nothing. He’s my hero.”

- your coworker

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