Allow 5-7 days for Dick to arrive. ORDER BY DECEMBER 11 FOR DELIVERY BY DEC 24. Sorry, we cannot ship Dick to locations outside the U.S. or to PO Box or APO/FPO addresses.

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You can upgrade to Expedited Shipping (2-3 days) for faster delivery.   ORDER BY DECEMBER 17 FOR DELIVERY BY DEC 24.

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