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More drinks, more food,
More laughs, more fun.
This is my mission,
And it's never quite done.

Wishing you a spectacular birthday full of celebrations and a little dicking around. This is your day.

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Drink your favorite drink.
Play your favorite song.
Sing it drunk and loud,
And get all the words wrong.

Sounds like you. Happy birthday!

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I say fun isn't free,
But it's sure as hell worth it.
So let's take a nice break,
'Cause, hot damn, you deserve it.

You earned every bit of your retirement. It's time for the good times.

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Everyone's tired.
Everyone's stressed.
I say let's dick around.
Give this work stuff a rest.

Congratulations on getting yourself out of there. Here's to the good times to come.

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So, reporting for duty,
It's Dick, on your desk,
Reminding you to have fun,
Relax, and de-stress.

I'll be right there by your side making sure you don't take things too seriously in the new office.

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If you start to feel guilty,
I'll help to subdue it.
Just blame it on me.
Say, 'This Dick made me do it.'

Never feel guilty about taking some 'me' time. #selfcare #workless

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'Cause life is too short,
But it sure ain't sweet,
So let the good times roll,
Then hit repeat.

Thinking of you and all the good times we've had! Let's get together soon.

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But when you treat yourself nice,
You treat others nice too,
Let's make the world nicer,
First, starting with you.

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