Privacy Policy

Dick on a Desk™ (“Dick on a Desk”) is a Frida Dreme, LLC, (“Frida Dreme”) website and Dick on a Desk is a Frida Dreme product. Dick on a Desk and Frida Dreme are committed to ensuring your personal information is kept secure and private. This privacy notice sets out what you can expect when you visit this website or supply information to us.

Frida Dreme, LLC.
Pasadena, CA  USA

Use of Our Website

When you visit our website we collect standard internet log information and details of visitor behavior patterns. We collect this information to find out things such as the number of visitors to the various parts of the site and we do so in a way which does not identify anyone.


Cookies are small text files which are placed on your computer by websites that you visit. There are two main types: ‘session’ and ‘persistent’. ‘Session’ cookies are temporary and only remain in the cookie file of your computer until you close your internet browser, when they are deleted. ‘Persistent’ cookies are stored permanently on your computer until they either expire or are deleted. Dick on a Desk uses both types.

Cookies are widely used to enable the collection of information, to enable navigation around a website or to make websites work, or work more efficiently. To enhance a user’s experience cookies can also be used to remember information so you do not have to retype it each time you visit a website, for example your name and email address, or to remember preferences like the language in which the website is displayed.

Dick on a Desk also uses cookies to enable better understanding of how the website is used (for example which pages are seen, how often, return visits to the site), so that we can improve and tailor the content of the site, and also to help ensure the security and authenticity of our registration for access to secure areas of our site.

Dick on a Desk does not use cookies to track your internet usage after leaving our website, nor do we use cookies which can store personal information about you which others could read and understand. Cookies cannot be used to access your computer and obtain information about you or read any material held on your computer. Cookies will not be used to contact you for marketing purposes.

Most web browsers are usually set up to accept cookies. You can delete cookies and you can usually adjust your browser so that your computer rejects cookies, but please note if you disable cookies you will not be able to register or log on to secure areas on our site. Information about cookies and how to reject them can be found from the Information Advertising Bureau at

Comments You Make on the Website

If you leave comments on our website we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also your IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection.

Security of Data

If you register to use password protected portions of our website we will ask you to provide us with certain up to date information about you, which we will handle securely. We maintain strict security standards and procedures intended to prevent unauthorized access to your data and we use technologies such as data encryption and firewalls to achieve this.

Use of the Information We Collect From You

We use the information we collect from you to:

  • Administer your account.
  • Assess your needs to determine suitable products and services.
  • Fulfill your order for our services.
  • Link or combine with other information we receive from third parties to help understand your needs, provide you with better service and for marketing purposes.
  • Provide, improve, maintain and operate our services.
  • Send you administrative messages, invoices, order confirmations, security alerts, support messages, technical notices, and updates.
  • Investigate and respond to illegal activities or fraudulent transactions and/or fraudulent usage of our website.
  • Respond to customer service requests and provide support.
  • Respond to your comments, concerns and questions.
  • Send you requested information and for other purposes which we have notified you about.

We are based in the United States and the information we collect is governed by U.S. and applicable state law. By accessing or using our services or website or otherwise providing information to us, you consent to the processing and transfer of information within the U.S.

Information Sharing

Except as provided for in any service or subscription agreement you entered into with us, if any, and this Policy, we do not disclose your personal information to third parties without your consent.

We do not sell any of your personal information to third parties or allow third parties to use it for their marketing purposes. We use third-party intermediaries to manage payment processing. These intermediaries are solely links in the distribution chain, and are not permitted to store, retain, or use the information provided except for purposes of payment processing.

We may share your information with third party vendors, consultants and other service providers who are working on our behalf and require access to your information to carry out that work, such as to process billing, provide customer support, etc. For example, we may use third party data centers to host our website or to store documents uploaded to our application. We obtain appropriate contractual and technical protections to limit these service providers’ use and disclosure of your personal information.

We release personal information if we believe we must do so to comply with the law, to comply with a subpoena, bankruptcy proceedings, or similar legal process, to enforce any agreements you entered into with us, if any, or to protect the rights and safety of our company, our customers, our individual users and the general public.

If we are involved in a merger, acquisition, or sale of all or a portion of its assets, you will be notified via a prominent notice on our Web site of any change in ownership that affects your personal information, as well as any choices you may have regarding your personal information.

On-Line Payments

The security of your payment information is important to us. If you make payments on our website, you will be directed to use a payment gateway – a secure site to process this information.  Your personal credit card information cannot be accessed on our website.

Contact Information

Questions regarding these policies or the practices concerning our products should be directed using our contact form here.